No, this is not the introduction to a war movie. Or the Grammy awards. But it does come close (minus the star-studded guest list and fancy dress invitation).
This is a newbie self-celebration for topping my first hundred hits.
Now, I know for most bloggers that would be merely sweating the small stuff. Then again, I can’t help if you buy into that ‘aim high’ blabber they sell on television. I prefer to think of an empty glass as half full.
So, this calls for a celebration. And I do like celebrations. I thought long and hard, for at least two full minutes, to find the best way to celebrate. God help me if I ever reach 1,000 hits.
How I’m going to celebrate my first hundred hits:
- Line up 100 shooters on the kitchen bench, and write a shot-by-shot blog of how awesome I’m feeling (prediction: not awesome at all).
- Get ‘WordPress 100’ tattooed on my lower back.
- Ride around town on horse and carriage perfecting my ‘Queen’s’ wave. With a centennial crown (the silver, sparkly tiara type at the 2dollar store). Let people kiss my sceptre for good luck.
- Start looking for a real job that pays if you reach anything over 100.
- Do 100 hundred finger-flexes to train for the next wave of visitors.
- Do all the housework that has been neglected in order to check WordPress stats on an hourly basis.
- Take 100 ecstasy pills to match the ecstasy of hitting 100 visitors*. Euphoria. YES! HELL YES!
- Have a shower. Eat, maybe. Check the cat is still alive. What day is it today?
- Run for president.
- Quit blogging and retire comfortably. Life is short, and I’ve had this blog almost two weeks.
Thanks to all those who made this dream a reality. By simply clicking here, and reading a bit there, you’ve made this blog come alive. Thanks for being like whores - it’s greatly appreciated.
I owe all my blog life to the generous blog love, blog sharing and blog-o-whatever. Go blog for world peace!
If you feel you deserve this award also, I would be happy to delegate it to you. Please let me know where to send your trophy.
* Do not try this at home if you haven’t mastered the skills of a centennial hit. Could result in pre-centennial death.
I’m sorry. I had to “like” this one… too. Yes I am a full blooming like-whore! Congratulations on your 100! Is the cat still alive? And where would you be running for presidency? Also that tattoo on the lower back… is that what’s commonly referred to as a number plate? Anyhow, I hope you had a wonderful day and didn’t strain your wrist.
Haha… you know what? I don’t think I even have a cat.
I got drunk after shot 13 and passed out.